Why can’t I order a pizza made of just crust and toppings?

I rock my cool t-shirts on Friday nights.
#thoryouremyhero

I rock my cool t-shirts on Friday nights.
#thoryouremyhero

“We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning” - Hari Kondabolu 

(Source: majiinboo)

If I wear this, they will win 😬🏈
#gogiants

If I wear this, they will win 😬🏈
#gogiants

Tags: gogiants

When I leave this earth, I hope I’ve lived even half the life and left behind a legacy and family as amazing as you have for all of us.

Rest in Peace, Papa. “See you down the road.”

Things I’m really proud of recently

My shoulders. Bootcamp has really done them some good. Now maybe slap on some traps(lolkeepdreamingkarli) to pull it all together.

Things I’m really proud of recently

My shoulders. Bootcamp has really done them some good. Now maybe slap on some traps(lolkeepdreamingkarli) to pull it all together.
Happy Weekend to all. And to all, lots of wine.

Happy Weekend to all. And to all, lots of wine.

Life mission of owning vehicle with Jurassic Park sunroof: complete
#goatlegcomesseperate

Life mission of owning vehicle with Jurassic Park sunroof: complete
#goatlegcomesseperate

So 2000 and late. 
#asalways

So 2000 and late.
#asalways

Tags: asalways